“Ray-Ban Colors”: Here come the eighties again (or so they hope)
Posted on May 26, 2009
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The folks over at Luxottica have decided that we need to look like assholes again.
In a huge, overblown launch party aboard a huge, overblown ferris wheel in Singapore, these brain-wizards released “Ray-Ban Colors”.
If you haven’t seen them yet, “Ray-Ban Colors” are essentially knock-offs of the 1980’s gas station Ray-Ban knock-offs.
You too can look twice as ridiculous now as Cyndi Lauper or Molly Ringwald did when these things were in style. I checked Luxottica’s Sunglass Hut website for pricing, and you’re going to pay $139 for the privilege.
I think they could sell literally dozens of these.
Click here for more images of the party and the Luxottica officials who will be looking for new gigs while the Luxottica warehouse crew tries to find storage space for a potential re-launch in 2019 as “Ray-Ban Brights!”
Nice job guys — and great timing!
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